Post by Funny Valentine on Jul 15, 2017 2:32:36 GMT
Summary: After being sent to space by Joseph Joestar in Battle Tendency Kars escapes his fate by boarding the 1985 spacecraft "Giotto" and sending it to Mars. The universe then dies and resets 36 times in this process 36 other Kars are sent to Mars. In the 37th universe Kars meets the astronaut Funnier Valentine and an agreement is made prior to the events of Jojo that he will come back to Earth and give Dio the power he needs to become the ultimate being. Kars ends up disregarding this agreement once he ends up meeting Jorge and learning more about humanity itself and decides he wants to fight for humanity instead of helping Dio.
Feats: Here, various feats durability and destruction wise and just feats I felt were important will be mentioned.
(Kars created a third moon and attempting to grab the ship with his tendrils).
"The little ball in the middle is the third moon...!" The
speakers explained, as we all stood stunned. "A great quantity
of...tentacles are reaching up from the surface of the moon. We
fired the reverse thrusters before those 'arms' could grab this ship.
If you had continued on course, you'd already be in a forest of
those tentacles. It remains to be seen if they can snare you like
they did that mass of sand."
(Kars running with the moon in various conditions so to speak.)
"Do you see the string in his right hand?" I glanced at the
moment. There was a rope of some kind leading from his wrist
towards the screen. "That rope connects to the third moon. He's
running with a five kilometer moon trailing eight kilometers above
the surface of Mars like a balloon! With a single rope, he's kept the
third moon trapped on the back of Mars! He's hidden the moon on
the back of Mars all this time by running with it!"
At the equator, the diameter of Mars was 6794.4 km. That
mean the circumference was 21,334.4 km. A day on mars was
24.62 hours, so at most he would have to be running at 866.54 kph
across the surface of Mars. 240.7 meters a second. Three quarters
of the speed of sound. That figure was assuming he ran constantly,
without sleeping or resting. The gravity was only a third that of
Earth, but even so, was it humanly possible to run that fast?
"He appears to be standing still right now...?" Funnier said.
"Yes..." Houston replied. "That's what's so frightening. This
creature can run even faster..."
(Kars's moon was a literal living creature which attacked the crew the moon also enjoys eating missiles.)
"We all looked through the window, and saw what he'd
seen. In the distance, we could see the tiny moon hovering...and
could see that it had turned to face us.
The moon was a giant eyeball, and the lid had just opened."
"Gaaaaawwd fuuuuuuuckin' daaaamn it!"
Dust spray rose from the third moon; it looked like Narnacia
was attacking it with Das Boot. Dozens of submarines were riding
the threads wrapped around the H. G. Wells. All fired cruise
missiles at the third moon! Boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom! Hundreds of missiles all rocketing forward in unison, raining
down on the giant eye moon's face...and then the face opened its
mouth. A crescent moon slit right below the eyeball that split the
moon from end to end, revealing rows of jagged teeth. The maw
gaped open until it was the entire visible surface of the moon. The
moon had a thin surface layer but the inside was hollow. It was a
five kilometer balloon held by the horned man on Mars. A living
balloon, with one giant eyeball and infinite hands that stretched all
the way to outer space.
Every missile Narancia's Das Boot fleet fired was swallowed
up by the moon's mouth. Only when the last one was stuffed in its
cheeks did the mouth close, and it savored the flavor of the
massive array of explosions within. The impacts shook the hands
dragging us. Narancia stared in disbelief. "Fucking seriously? I
didn't even scratch it!?"
(100 KM tendrils.)
"So seven Giottos were eaten by The Eyed Balloon in outer
space? Snared by these tentacles? These tentacles had a range of
around 100 kilometers, but that was nothing compared with the
vastness of space."
(Kars knows the way to Heaven which is why Pucci wishes to speak to him.)
"...hmph. Being here is destiny. The will of God."
"This Way to Heaven you speak of? You know nothing. That
is why you cannot talk to Cars." Valentine to Pucci.
(Kars can see stands.)
Cars had invaded Das Boot. That meant he must be able to
The ultimate life form was getting closer. My body went
rigid, but Narancia yelled down at the hatch below us, "Hey! I
dunno what the fuck you are, but don't smash my sub! This room's
the only place with air left! I'm sorry about attacking you earlier!
Seriously, like, super duper sorry, like legit sorry."
(Kars is able to shapeshift and move around inside of Das Boot)
"Narancia and I gulped in unison, and the pipe in front of us
popped open, and flesh spilled out, and the flesh took form,
becoming a tall, long-haired, half-naked man.
He could shape-shift? He turned and twisted the pipe like a
twist tie, cutting off the hiss of escaping air. He looked around the
interior of Das Boot as if he couldn't see us, and then took a deep
(Kars survived the universal resets and teamed up with the other Kars.)
"Yes. The universe has looped thirty-six times, and as it
ended and began anew thirty-six additional mes arrived."
The ultimate life form could even survive the end of the
If the universe looped, then history repeated itself, the
same fate befell Cars, and he became the ultimate thing thirty-
seven times, was flung into space thirty-seven times, made his way
to Mars thirty-seven times, and then all thirty-seven Cars had a
(Kars turning his alternate selves into fuel for the ship and also into parts.)
He showed me the view. The Eyed Balloon had crumbled,
and the thirty-six pieces each turned into Cars. They'd combined
their flesh, and had stretched their combined mass out into a giant
sphere. Now they and the thirty-six Giottos they'd held inside the
sphere all began falling towards us.
"We'll use a few to repair the machines, and the rest will
become fossil fuel," Cars said.
Cars began laying parts from the Giotto's out on the surface
of Mars, and assembling them bare-handed into a space ship way
more futuristic than either the Giotto or the H. G. Wells. When he
didn't have a part, he'd have one of the Extra Cars transform part
of their flesh, transforming it into the material he needed.
(Kars made Jorge taller simply by "tweaking" a spot in his brain.)
As I thought this, Cars reached his hand
out to my head. I froze, and his fingers slipped into my head, as
easily as an airplane slips into a cloud.
"Eeeek!" I squealed, but I was afraid I'd die if I moved so I
had to stay perfectly still.
"Don't worry, the brain has no capacity for pain," Cars said,
and pulled his fingers out of my head, leaving no holes or any sign
he'd reached inside me. Just as I was starting to feel relieved a
weird sound came from my throat and my head snapped sideways
of its own accord and I thought maybe that sound wasn't me
swallowing but my neck breaking and then snap crunnch craaack
all the bones in my body started twisting in all sorts of crazy
directions, one after the other. But it only looked horrible. I could
feel the vibrations running through me, but no pain. My knees and
elbows bent backwards and my wrists spun the wrong way and it
seemed obvious all my bones were breaking but apparently they
weren't and I was fine.
And I was about twenty centimeters taller. "...........!?"
(Kars gaining Das Boot and changing his body into a projector and speakers.)
But before I could think of anything else, Cars said, "What's
I looked over, and Cars had his hand inserted into his own
chest. He felt around inside himself, then pulled his hand out with
one of Narancia's submarines held in it. "Is this...a machine? Has
human technology created boats that can go inside the body?"
Oh, shit, I thought. Neither Narancia or I had even begun to
understand how ultimate the Ultimate Thing really was. As if
proving that, Cars sat down on the floor, and took Das Boot apart
as we watched. His fingers moved with such unhesitating precision
it was as if he had built it himself.
plugged the cord into the palm of his hand and opened his mouth.
A beam of light emerged from the back of his throat, and a thin
membrane appeared between his jaws, turning his mouth into a
projector. The information flowing from his palm was transferred
to a thin cellophane-like paper, and projected onto the wall across
"Stoooooop! Stop it! What the fuck!? God damn it!"
He was in such a tizzy he forgot all about shame and fear
and threw himself at Cars, trying to cover up the projector lens,
but Cars easily lifted him, spun him around in the air, placed him
flat on his back on the ceiling, and tied him there with cords and
pipes. Below him, Cars kept on projecting."
(Kars gaining and using Das Boot to emit a loud sonar ping also understanding the concepts of stands.)
"Then I can use Stands, too?"
"Well...I'm guessing you can see and touch them because
you're the ultimate lifeform..." I trailed off as Cars held his palm up
in front of his chest, and a submarine surfaced from inside him. It
was a different design from Narancia's Das Boot.
"..........!" I looked up at the ceiling, and Narancia appeared
to be shocked speechless. Cars had just spontaneously developed
"Hmm," Cars said, staring at his Stand. "I understand now."
Whooops. We were fucked now, I thought. Everything was
possible for the ultimate being. He could absorb anything, without
"Since it's my own power, I can easily grasp what it can do,"
Cars said, and boooooooooommm an explosive sound echoed
through every inch of my body. It was so loud I covered my ears
but since the noise was inside me I couldn't block the sound. "It
seems you really don't have a Stand," Cars said, and I was relieved
my ear drums had survived what I suddenly realized was an
extremely loud sonar. My ears were still ringing. This was nuts.
(Kars reaching into Pucci's back and pulling out Whitesnake and gaining Whitesnake Ultimate while casually surviving a punch from Whitesnake, attacking Pucci right after.) (Durability feat.) (Soul manipulation ie. tearing the stand from Pucci.)
"Unh...no..." Cars ignored his hoarse pleas, bent over, and
stuck his arm in Pucci's back. "Auughhh!" Pucci screamed, and Cars
began dragging a humanoid Stand about the same size as Pucci out
of his back by the neck.
"Hmm," Cars said, examining it. "This looks like a man, but
is no man...nor any animal...what is it...? Why are there letters
written all over the surface of its skin?"
"Gah...shit...shut up! Do it, White Snake!" Pucci yelled. His
Stand turned and punched Cars in the cheek. Cars' head rolled
sideways with the blow, and a disc popped out of his head, but not
one or two, but a flood of them, bubbling out of his head, spilling
ceaselessly onto the floor.
Pucci froze to the spot, horrified.
Even as more discs poured out of him, Cars turned back to
Pucci, and said, "So this...is your Stand's power. Fascinating. I
Before I even had time to be surprised, a humanoid Stand
emerged from Cars' back. It looked something like Pucci's White
Snake, but it was bigger, and had three heads and six arms like a
statue of Ashura. The middle arm on the right punched Pucci's
face, and two discs came out. Cars looks mildly surprised. "..........?
Only two...?" Discs were still spilling out of his own head with no
signs of ever slowing down. They were forming quite the pile.
(Kars healing Jorge despite him being in such a broken condition.)
"Remember this! The heal button
is right here," he said, and stuck his fingers just to the left of the
crown of my head but I couldn't actually see him doing this and I
couldn't stick my fingers in my own brain anyway. Then my brain
went bam and suddenly inflated, then squeezed itself tight like it
was pumping something downwards and first the swelling on my
cheek got way larger and the bones started making scraping
sounds like they were rubbing against each other and the skin on
my cheek came back and the swelling was gone and my bones
moved back to normal and everything was slim again. My cheek
was healed in an instant and then the swelling went down to my
shoulders. Bam! Both shoulders went giant and round and the
wounds yawned open but didn't hurt and didn't bleed. Pfffft a sort
of wind came out of my body and when that stopped the wounds
were closed and the swelling went down and my flesh and muscles
and bones were all connected right like they'd always been. After
healing my shoulders the swelling went all the way down the rest
of my body like it was looking for other wounds and injuries to heal
and finally ended up at my ass where it came out like a fart, pbbbt.
(Kars is capable of creating copies of stands.)
"Cars," I said, "Can I
borrow the disc of your Stand power?"
Cars laughed out loud. "Ha ha ha, bold move, Jorge Joestar.
I thought you were going to ask for my help, but you'd prefer to do
Eh? Oh, was that all? If he was willing to do it for me then
by all means, but Cars' Ashura White Snake was already out, and
pulling two discs out of Cars' head. White Snake and Das Boot. But
White Snake was still standing behind Cars. Hunh? I thought. "It's a
copy," Cars said.
(Jorge attempts to use Kars's stands which kills him, but he is revived almost instantly by Kars after exploding into pieces.)
I shoved one of them into my head.
As I did, Cars said, "But can a mere human use my power?"
Oh shit, I thought, and everything went black. I'd exploded.
I had literally exploded, and there were still bits of gore
dripping off the ship walls, and Narancia on the ceiling and Pucci
on the floor were both gaping at me, covered in blood. But my
body was back to normal, totally uninjured. Cars was still laughing.
"You really don't think things through," he said. The discs were in
his hand, so he must have taken them out of my head. But he put
my body back together before I died. I guess the ultimate thing
viewed me as sort of a flesh doll made of bits of bone and blood
that he could easily put back together again if anything happened.
I was rather grateful he'd let me survive my careless death.
"Thanks, Cars. ...can I ask how? I'm pretty sure I was totally
"Flesh is a vessel, and the soul is like ice cream made inside.
If the vessel breaks, the soul momentarily retains its form. I merely
reassembled the vessel before the soul melted away."
(Kars is capable of creating weakened versions of his stands, but is also the only exception to the one stand per user rule.)
I had Cars prepare a reduced power version of the Stand
discs for me, and placed one in my head. I first inserted a small
sized version of Das Boot: Cars edition, and found the second disc
wouldn't go in. Rohan had mentioned that there was a rule, only
one Stand per person. Obviously, Cars was the exception. But that
was fine. Das Boot was more useful to me than White Snake at the
(The ship that was made out of Kars hit Morioh so hard that it and Great Britain flipped.)
And the spaceship with us and Cars on it crashed directly
into the Arrow Cross, and the shock of the impact knocked Nero
Nero Island off Morioh, and flipped Morioh upside-down.
And as if there had always been another upside-down
island underneath Morioh, when Morioh flipped another island
rose from the sea. A massive island, 900 times the size of Morioh,
that forced the water out away from it, but the American
battleships and aircraft carriers were just rocked a little, the wave
passing without further incident. The 219,850 km2 island that
appeared out of nowhere was one no one in our world had ever
heard of – Great Britain.
The mythical England.
(Durability feat) (Kars was punched into nothing but gore, yet reformed as a single drop of blood.)
"Useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless!"Bam! Cars burst into dust like a popped balloon, bits of him flying in all directions.
"Auuugh!" Those of us on the bridge screamed as one. Bitsof Cars' blood and flesh hit us so hard we were sent flying. ThankGod I'd put Penelope behind me. Minced Cars meat stabbed myface and body, breaking my bones, puncturing my organs, andstripping away my flesh. Nnnnn!? I was just a bystander and I wasalready in critical condition! On the brink of death! "Jorge Joestar!Ahhhhh!" Penelope screamed and Narancia yelled, "Shit! I gottaget Das Boot put away!" And his submarine shrank so rapidly I wasleft standing on nothing. But just before the bridge left me behind,
Narancia yelled, "Wait, wait!" and grabbed me, pulling me along ashe rode a one meter long Das Boot like a skateboard, carrying me like a princess as Penelope clung to my neck as we hurtled throughthe trees. Ollie, nollie, kickflip, heelflip, totally unnecessary movesbut bounding farther away from Dio and then the bits of Cars inme started wriggling and the pain was insane. "Auuuughhhhhhh!"
Cars' bones and flesh and blood were crawling out of me and it feltlike infinite fishing hooks were yanking my skin in all directions,peeling it off me and then splat! All the bits went flying out of me
and blood sprayed everywhere and my vision went woozy. Cars
was still alive. Even pulverized, even as a single drop of blood. I
could just about see Cars reforming, headed away from us. "
(Kars reassembled back faster each time while fighting with Dio.)
"Yo, yo, look at that...!" Narancia said. Mildly annoyed bythis interruption, I looked where he was pointing, and saw Dio and Cars punching each other. Each time one made contact, Bam! Bam! They’d explode, and then reassemble their pulverized bodies just to punch back. The explosions were getting more violent, and they were putting themselves back together faster each time. It was like
dark red fireworks moving through the air flickering and blooming.
(Kars using Das Boot in battle against Dio.)
Obviously, this was Dio and Cars, but following them were three giant Das Boot submarines flying close together. They were sailing across the treetops, heedlessly smashing any buildings in their way, and firing a constant barrage of missiles. Boom boom boom boom! Exploding all around Dio, who wasn't making any particular effort to avoid or dodge them. Several missiles scored direct hits, and his body was momentarily blown apart, but it reassembled instantly, and Dio remained alive. Occasionally a missile would miss Dio and hit Cars, blowing him up, but he was back a moment later, too.
(Kars took Sandmans stand which took all of the sand from mars earlier on in the chapter, encasing Dio in a pillar. He of course broke free of this.)
And then from the back of the rubble came a wave of sand that swept over the buildings and swallowed Dio. Cars appeared to have added Goyathlay Soundman's sand Bound to his repertory. Pulling Dio with it, the rubble sea came flooding towards us, turned into a whirlpool near the square that rose up into a giant pillar of rubble. More and more rubble was pulled into it and the size of it expanded, and the density grew thicker and when at last it stopped swirling it was over 300 meters tall, and 200 meters across, made of almost solid rock like a giant mortar built right next to Piccadilly Circus.
(Kars reacting in stopped time avoiding Funny V’s D4C.)
Funny was in mid-jump one moment, and the next he'd already clapped his hands together.
With a huge smile, Funny said, "Dojaa..." and trailed off. He must have thought Dirty Whatever had sent Cars to that parallel world, but Cars was still standing right where he was. He'd bent the upper half of his body like a crochet hook to avoid Funny's clap. "Whaaat...!?" Dio said, which made it clear that momentary time skip that had assisted Funny's attack was his doing. Beside Funny stood a humanoid Stand with what looked like air tanks on its back. Cars looked at this and also said, "What!?" I guess he was surprised because Dio had not shown his Stand the whole time they were fighting. He'd kept it in reserve for this exact moment. And even thought his Stand attack had been timed perfectly, Cars' reflexes had been far greater than Dio or Funny had ever imagined. "...tch, don't just stand there, Funny! One more time!" Dio yelled, and time began to skip all over the place.Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Funny never even hit the ground, just came after Cars with everything he had but every time his hands came together Cars' contorted his body further out of the way, slipping through Funny's grasp. “God damn!" Funny said, impressed despite himself with the speed of Cars' reaction.
(Kars stayed in the base world despite getting BFR’D even as a strand of hair.)
As my head wrestled with the scale of this plan, I noticed a thin black thread wrapped around my neck. "........?" Funny noticed it, too. That thread extended from my neck to The Funniest's hands in his. Dio saw this and yelled, "Funny! Cut that hair!"Hair? Right, the thing around my neck wasn't thread, but black hair. A strand of Cars' hair. Coming from The Funniest inside of Funny.
(Kars was taken back to the fight from Funny V’s parallel world by KQ’s bites the dust and remembered what was going to happen even without Jorge telling him, dodging the attack.)
There was a tiny Killer Queen on his shoulder. He'd set off Bites the Dust. Boom! All we heard was the explosion, and I let Cars handle all the fire and the shockwave. A bomb couldn't kill Cars. Cars, with me inside him, was sent back in time an hour. Before meeting 'Cars' in the Budogaoka Academy school yard, before seeing the sperm whale eat the giant squid, before The Funniest sent us to a parallel world from Funny's parallel world and before the conversation Ihat with Funny there, back an hour ago, to Picadilly Circus. We made it in time. Funny spread his hands again, and turned towards Cars. "Dojaaaaaaaan!" he said, grinning. "...........? A magic trick?"I watched this exchange, but this time I knew everything that was about to happen. Before going to see Kawajiri Kosaku I’d had Cars swallow me. Making him promise not to digest. So Bites the Dust had sent me back an hour, but since I was inside Cars, I'd been protected from the explosion, and since my body was safe, so
was my consciousness barrier, and since that was safe the flow of time within me remained intact and I remembered everything. My theory had been that to send people back in time internally and externally he had to shatter the shell of consciousness, their skin. That's why he needed the explosion. But since I was unharmed, I remembered, even if Cars had forgotten. Now it was my turn. This was my second time watching these events, and they were going by awful quick. But that was the difference between focused thinking and not. I wasn't thinking, I was just waiting forthe right timing.
"Heh heh heh." Warping his body to dodge another clap, Cars glanced over at Dio and grinned. "I figured out your Stand," he said. As Funny went to clap again, Dio grinned, too."A moment too late," he said. But as Dio spoke I yelled over him. "Cars! Funny's gonna clap twice!"
Cars didn't even glance in my direction, but he reacted. Cl-clap! Two claps in rapid succession and Cars bent his body twice, dodging both.
(Kars steals Dio’s stand without his notice and comes back from the parallel world that he was just sent to.)
Dio must have enjoyed my scream, because he looked at me and chuckled. "As a reward for catching me off guard, I'll tell you one thing. When Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap sends someone to another world, the entrance, the exit, the place they were caught between, continues to function as a passage for a short while longer. So perhaps that wretched scream of yours reached Cars' ears. Perhaps Cars can follow that voice and find his way back here. But he's a step too late for that, too!" Why? I knew the answer already. Because the Funnys and The Funniests brought from other dimensions could not normally
exist at the same time. That was why Cars had silently held up his hand back in the parallel Morioh. Which is exactly when I spoke up. "But there is always someone better. Someone will come along to surpass you. Those who strive for domination must live in the shadow of fear of something just like them. All you'll ever do is wait for someone to surpass you. What an exhausting way to live.
But look closely. The one that surpasses you may not come from below. Without you ever noticing, they might already be looking down at you from far above. But if you think hard about that, if you really look at the big picture...that might well be a comfort to you. Good news, Dio Brando!"
Dio stared at me blankly. "What...?" "Don't catch my drift?" I said. "Take a hint and look up." "...........?"
"This isn't advice. This isn't a motto for life. I literally mean 'look up'. Straight above your head."
I raised a hand, pointing above my head. "See it yet?" Dio looked up. And saw Cars, in the air above him, grinning down at him. "What...!?" Dio yelped. His wait over, Cars began dropping like a stone, straight at Dio. "Like I said, I understand your Stand. “Behind Cars was the ultimate version of Dio's The World. The World Ultimate. There was some resemblance, but even at a glance you could tell it wasn't the same Stand.
(Kars also has D4C).
The sheer force of his confidence was getting to Cars. "Not if I have anything to do with it!" he yelled, and pulled out a Stand with even longer rabbit ears than Funny's. Ultimate D4C.
(MIH is capable of resetting multiple universes now.)
Apparently Great Britain had vanished and then reappeared a few seconds later. After answering a flurry of detailed questions,
The Funniest hung up and turned towards us. "We're back to July 24th, 2012, the same one we left."Funny nodded. "In other words, we passed through thirty-seven universes and looped back to our world."
(Kars stating that Made in Heaven Ultimate was always his and that their is nothing he cannot do.)
I looked up. Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem was floating out beyond Antonio Torres, but there was no sign of Dio Brando. "I can't see him, but is Dio Brando still up there?"
"No, he's gone," Cars said, breaking his silence.
"How do you know?" "That was my Stand originally, you know? It's still out of my
Control, but that effect is fading. Dio's gone, and the job he had for it is over."
"...so you'll be able to use that Stand again?"
"There is nothing I can or cannot do."
(Further proof that Kars can survive multiple universal resets as stated by himself.)
"The point of Valentine's plan was to overlap the parallel worlds. In other words, one layer wasn't enough. Because even though there's only one Stand per person, in the next universe someone with that same Stand might appear. The two Valentines
Prove that. And I can survive multiple universes, in this world or a parallel one."
(Kars states that even if he was BFR'd or even erased from existence he'd simply "Find" his way back.)
"I would have sought out a Stand Master in that world, one who had the same Stand. And I would have found them. And I’d have used that Stand to return to the world I began in. I know
that one more pass through history will lead to a world made of thirty-seven universes, so if I just wait long enough, I'll be able to return to same universe and time. Even if I couldn't find the Stand I needed if I wait through thirty-seven universes I could go to where another 'Valentine' would send another 'me' here, and get back to the world I came from." "But if you did that, you and the other Cars would
Coexist, creating a paradox." "That applies to the real world as well. No such paradox
was created. Perhaps your intervention was inevitable, but I’m sure I would have thought of some means of escaping."
(Kars states that time is not a problem for him when speaking on Bites The Dust.)
That only took people back an hour. But Cars grinned at me. "Explosions are hardly a threat to me."
"Whaaaat? But we're trying to get back thirty-six universes ago!"
"Time is also not a problem for me."
(Kars used a smudge of trace blood to create a bunch of human heads and bury Kira in them. Soul manipulation as he brought back the dead with ease the heads representing their souls burying Kira in the heads of his previous victims.)
Some round, transparent thing swelled up from Cars' fingertip, and soon became the head of a young woman, dangling upside-down from his finger, staring at Kira Yoshikage. Not glaring, no sign of rage...just staring. "You kill with sudden explosions so she doesn't know she's dead or how, "Cars said. "They're all like that. They've got so little blood left they
can't do anything to you, but they're all watching you." The woman's head dangling from his finger, Cars reached out and touched Kira Yoshikage. The head attached itself to Kira's abdomen, and around it more bubbles formed, and as they grew more formed around them. "Ah...augh...aughhhhh!" Kira Yoshikage shrieked, and tried to shake and brush the heads off him, but they just kept increasing in number. Since the heads were transparent I could still make him out at first, but soon there were so many they completely buried him. Kira Yoshikage had turned into a writhing pile of human heads. "Auuuuuughhhh! Auuuuuuuuughhhhhh!" All we could hear was the screams coming from inside. In time, they grew fainter, and stopped.
(Durability feat. Kars is blown up by Killer Queen multiple times and simply reforms with relative ease no matter the size of the explosion going so far as convincing the stand to leave Kira.)
Cars crouched down next to Kira. "From here is our little rendezvous. We'll be together for all of this."
But rather than help Kira Yoshikage up, Cars pulled Killer
Queen out of him. It was a humanoid Stand with a smooth, cat-like
face. It took a swing at Cars, but he didn't care. "Go ahead and give
it a try." Killer Queen blew Cars up. "Wait...too close!" Kira said, but Killer Queen pressed the
switch anyway. Boom! Cars swelled up a bit and flames erupted from cracks in his skin, but they died as soon as they began and he was back to normal. Killer Queen's face was devoid of expression,
but it had clearly not expected that. "Keep going until you get it," Cars said, and Killer Queen hit the switch again, and again, and was clearly making the bombs bigger each time trying to blow Cars up, but boom, bang, ka-boom, all the explosions were contained entirely inside Cars. He just let a
little flame or backdraft out and was fine. At last he said, "Get it
now?" and the explosions stopped.
(Kars is now immune to the effects of paradoxing and unlike Funny Valentine his copies of himself carry his stands and can use them accordingly.)
From inside my stomach, Funny Valentine produced seven
parallel world 'Cars' and flung them up towards where Cars was floating. Each had a Cars version of The World Ultimate, and could stop time, so a latter of eight 'Cars' stretched from my stomach towards the body of the 'holy man' but even when they touched their bodies weren't destroyed.
(Kars's immunity to gravity manipulation.)
"Dio and Cars alone
stood normally, as straight as they ever had, but not because this
force wasn't acting on them, just they both possessed the physical
strength needed to ignore the change in gravity."
(Each time D4C is used it creates parallel Worlds which have no ties to the root world.)
"Not in time," Funny said. "Across worlds. Just a little step
sideways into a parallel world."
"...those actually exist? Or are you creating them with your
"......! Hmm...worlds created by my Stand, Dirty Deeds Done
Dirt Cheap? The possibility never occurred to me."
(The World can now Time Travel.)
."The crown of thorns on his head began moving on its own. The only boss that could do that was a vampire that could time travel. Dio Brando."
(Dio with his hands around Gios throat also proceeds to kill Gio even while GER is active.) (Since Kars is well above Dio he'd be above causality much like Dio was.)
Dio's Stand was out; cut in half but still moving, its hand around Gold Experience Requiem's throat. "I don't care...if I kill you, Giorno. Do you want...to die right now?" "It is the power of my will, father," Giovanna said, tearing up. Without hesitation, Dio thrust the sword into his heart. "Ngh!" As Giovanna died, Dio said, "No time for idle chatter." Giovanna reached his arm out towards Dio...then it fell to the deck. In Dio's Stand's hands, Gold Experience Requiem faded,and vanished.
(Kars is a quadrillion years old.)
"I've waited a quadrillion. In allthis universe, as far as my abilities reach, only Earth has any life worth mentioning. "
Stands: Here, I will explain the ultimate version powers of the stands acquired by Kars.
White snake Ultimate: Akin to its base form White snake Ultimate now dons 3 heads with 3 different faces its prime ability is creating disks which it has two versions of: One disk being composed of memories while the other is composed of the soul/stand.
Kars is capable of inserting himself with various disks or memories without penalty.
Kars is also capable of creating more than likely an infinite amount of blank disks that when shoved into someone will attempt to register it as a stand thus causing their body to breakdown and be destroyed. This was demonstrated on Dio when he was completely immortal and was killed by this ability.
A stand that originally belonged to Narancia that Kars stole its powers are size reduction or increasing its size. It also possesses intangibility similar to that of Diver down in which the submarines can shrink down to very small sizes and phase through bodies and even can dive through small particles of blood. Kars also has used this ability to fight Dio making Submarines that were almost as big as skyscrapers with the damage to back them up. Their is great power behind the missiles it fires.
The stand that belonged to Sandman is capable of turning 98 percent of Kars's body into sand thus rendering him nigh impervious to damage and also is capable of creating pillars which it can trap people in. It uses sand from the environment to attack others also.
The World Ultimate:
Is capable of Stopping time for at least 1 hour, but in Kars's possession it may be infinite. According to Jorge Dio was a time traveling Vampire and with that it is more than likely that The World Ultimate is capable of Time travel.
C-Moon Ultimate hasn't changed much ability wise except it is now able to focus gravity on a singular area thus how it brought Dio and Pucci outside the walls of Great Britain. It should be noted that it can effect a larger radius now however, it mainly showed its massive effect on gravity in a singular area.
Killer Queen Ultimate:
While not getting called Ultimate Killer Queen is much different. Kars can now activate Bites the Dust whenever he pleases. When asked by Jorge how he'd get back to 37 universes ago and noting that KQ can only go back 1 hour Kars said time was not a problem for him and proceeded to grab Kira and reverse time to the base universe. After being blown up once the target will continue to explode but this time time will not rewind and only will start if someone else activates BTD. It has its other abilitiy such as bomb transmutation. Kars also persuaded Killer Queen to leave Kira, but not before ripping KQ right out of him. It should be noted that no matter how hard a person tries to change their fate they will be doomed to explode much like the original KQ.
D4C retains its abilities of dimensional travel, but when D4CU travels it is actually creating other universes. These universes are "fake" and have no real effect on the base universe.
Kars is also resistant to the menger sponge effect meaning he cannot be paradoxed.
Kars is also able to bring other versions of himself from different universes however, unlike Funny Valentine who could simply bring copies who did not have stands; Kars is able to bring infinite copies of himself and they all retain their stands just like him.
Made In Heaven Ultimate:
Universe Reset: Made in Heaven Ultimate speeds up time to infinity and creates a brand new universe, but unlike the base STH the ultimate form creates these universes and the changes are rather drastic such as all of the continents forming together to form one whole continent. It should be noted that Kars himself is exempt from the effects of time speeding up or time manipulation in general.
Post by Funny Valentine on Jul 15, 2017 9:05:22 GMT
Got ya. I should note that no weaknesses were present in Kars, but I suppose his stands have some kind of weakness? Kars himself showed no weaknesses and I did put his immunities above such as acausality, explosion manipulation, immunity to paradox manipulation etc. I will keep this in mind though. Thank you for feedback^^. Taka,
Funny Valentine Damn, man, BRAVO, that's pretty concise, it looks like you did not miss anything, great job. Now we can finally discuss this guy. Some pointers though: "Novel Kars" is a just community slang for the version of Kars from Jorge Joestar, so the title should be Kars (Jorge Joestar) Respect Thread. Also, it seems you grabbed the Britain-Flipping picture from a calc thread, what with the scaling lines on it, so you should post the unedited version from the novel.
Funny Valentine Damn, man, BRAVO, that's pretty concise, it looks like you did not miss anything, great job. Now we can finally discuss this guy. Some pointers though: "Novel Kars" is a just community slang for the version of Kars from Jorge Joestar, so the title should be Kars (Jorge Joestar) Respect Thread. Also, it seems you grabbed the Britain-Flipping picture from a calc thread, what with the scaling lines on it, so you should post the unedited version from the novel. Noted and changes made. Thanks for the pointers, Eva^^
Funny Valentine Nice job man. The short explanation text being directly below the feat above it is a bit confusing, but aside from that the thread is clear as water. Perfect job, the hours spent on it is shown in the result.
Taka: My favorite episode in Samurai Champloo was probably Ep 22.
Feb 3, 2020 5:22:08 GMT
Dream: The one with zombies excavating for treasure? Think that one's the most out there of episodes in the series. Mine's probably the one involving Mugen busting a counterfeit coin ring while trying to get nookie from a ninja girl disguised as a prostitute.
Feb 3, 2020 11:16:36 GMT
Master Menos: Updates complete. As for a life update, I'm quitting my fast food job soon. Was good for my very first job, but things are getting FAR too chaotic for my tastes.
Feb 6, 2020 22:06:13 GMT
Dream: Far as job front goes on my end, still waiting on projects to start up with my freelance job. Beyond that, nothing new for other work in my search.
Feb 6, 2020 22:42:02 GMT
Dream: Just completed Spice and Wolf. Plan to work on a review for it sometime tomorrow. Too late to have any inhibition to get one done from my end.
Feb 7, 2020 3:17:29 GMT
Dream: Last anime I will be covering is Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo. Will start watching it tomorrow. Not sure how much longer I can keep myself up at this point.
Feb 7, 2020 5:19:21 GMT
Taka: Depending on my energy, I can watched up to 2 AM. Usually with work, I fall asleep on anime series that don't have a lot of action.
Feb 9, 2020 3:24:18 GMT
Master Menos: Finally got out of the fast food job. It was a graceful exit, but to be honest, I'll miss some of those guys. Got a sprained ankle from it since September, so I'll finally focus on healing that back at the family home.
Feb 10, 2020 3:53:27 GMT
HungryWorld: Well if anyone remembers what happened to Pingu in the City, with it being joke 10/10 scored on MAL just to get it into the top 10 anime... well now is Ishuzoku Reviewers' turn. Seems that in response to Funimation's cancel people boosted the score hard.
Feb 11, 2020 2:11:38 GMT
Taka: What? That sounds so weird.
Feb 11, 2020 5:36:23 GMT
Master Menos: It's damn awesome to be honest. It shot to 1st Place!
Feb 11, 2020 6:31:08 GMT
Dream: On the subject of MAL, it looks like the admin are planning to tweak their scoring system for titles to reduce the likelihood of voters artificially inflating the ranking of certain titles.
Feb 13, 2020 22:47:26 GMT
Master Menos: My V-Day present will be belated this year because I "Had some trouble with ol' Johnny." (That's your hint.)
Feb 15, 2020 4:17:13 GMT
Dream: The joys of adulthood. Joking aside, plan to at least attempt to wrap up Gankutsuou sometime early to mid next week so I can get done with my Funi voted titles. Afterward, not doing any more voting for a while considering how long this had been taking.
Feb 15, 2020 16:50:30 GMT
Dream: Done with Gankutsuou. Will be working to get a review up for it by sometime tonight.
Feb 16, 2020 20:57:26 GMT