Considering the lack of seriousness on the matter, time for a Keijo match. Teams involved will include:
Team Japan: Kazane Aoba, Sayaka Miyata, Nozomi Kaminashi, and Non Toyoguchi
Team Type-Moon: Arcueid Brunestud, Ciel, Saber, Rin Tohsaka
Normal Keijo rules apply with this match where the contestants can only use their boobs and butts to attack, and eliminations are accomplished by either incapacitating your opponent or knocking them off the "Land". The Land for this match will be the rooftop of a medieval castle. First to eliminate all the members of the opposing team win.
So this said, which team do you think will win this Keijo match?
Someday I’ll be gone To somewhere that we belong And God has never played his role 'Cause I’m the one who saves my soul It’s a perfect world we’re longing for
If Ciel and Rin get promised to bang Shiki and Shirou respectively after the match, pretty sure the Type-Moon team will win the Keijo match. Otherwise they will laugh themselves off the land after Gate of Bootylon gets used, as they will have found something to tease Gilgamesh with hard.