Zero You just try to show off your character as powerful as possible using memes, any quotes etc. Your not meant to make up every feat on the spot, but to use "feats" that already have been around for at least a bit. A bit of help would be the joke CAV thread here, which has kind of a template. link
Ok so here we go!!!! OPRAH Oprah is the most influential woman on the planet and one of the most influential people in the world. Word is law - Whatever Oprah says is automatically assumed to be true no matter what. If Oprah says something is fake, then it is fake. If Oprah says something won't hurt you, then it won't hurt you. Her word is law.
Gift - Oprah can give anyone, anything she wants. Oprah's gift powers have been used for cars, weed, STDs, money, diseases, bees, nukes, etc... she can literally give you anything.
Infinite Wealth - Oprah is so beyond wealthy that she can literally crush anyone with her spare change purse.
Size Manipulation - Oprah can change her size at will.
Love - Everyone loves Oprah, just being around her causes everyone to love her unconditionally.
Incorruptible - It is absolutely impossible to corrupt Oprah in any way. Her self esteem, and self image of herself are infallible.
HungryWorld thanks for the reminder. Demon king of time , My strategy: Oprah says wrestling is fake. Due to The Word Of Oprah, everything she says is true. He would lose all his power due to it being fake. Then Oprah uses the Gift to give him, Cancer, AIDS, SARS, Ebola, Zika, Erectile Dysfunction (ED), Blindness, Hearing Loss, Small Pox, Mental Dysfunction, Broken limbs, Castration, Anthrax, and maybe if she is feeling nice she will just give him Death.
Demon king of time, Orton's moveset is all fake due to Oprah saying it is. She cannot be wrong, she is never wrong, her word is the truth. Orton cannot harm Oprah because he loves her, everyone loves Oprah, no matter what.
"No matter what happens...I shall gift this world and the world beyond with apocalypse..."
Master Menos: Finally got out of the fast food job. It was a graceful exit, but to be honest, I'll miss some of those guys. Got a sprained ankle from it since September, so I'll finally focus on healing that back at the family home.
Feb 10, 2020 3:53:27 GMT
HungryWorld: Well if anyone remembers what happened to Pingu in the City, with it being joke 10/10 scored on MAL just to get it into the top 10 anime... well now is Ishuzoku Reviewers' turn. Seems that in response to Funimation's cancel people boosted the score hard.
Feb 11, 2020 2:11:38 GMT
Taka: What? That sounds so weird.
Feb 11, 2020 5:36:23 GMT
Master Menos: It's damn awesome to be honest. It shot to 1st Place!
Feb 11, 2020 6:31:08 GMT
Dream: On the subject of MAL, it looks like the admin are planning to tweak their scoring system for titles to reduce the likelihood of voters artificially inflating the ranking of certain titles.
Feb 13, 2020 22:47:26 GMT
Master Menos: My V-Day present will be belated this year because I "Had some trouble with ol' Johnny." (That's your hint.)
Feb 15, 2020 4:17:13 GMT
Dream: The joys of adulthood. Joking aside, plan to at least attempt to wrap up Gankutsuou sometime early to mid next week so I can get done with my Funi voted titles. Afterward, not doing any more voting for a while considering how long this had been taking.
Feb 15, 2020 16:50:30 GMT
Dream: Done with Gankutsuou. Will be working to get a review up for it by sometime tonight.
Feb 16, 2020 20:57:26 GMT
Taka: Great job, Dream! I should do some reviews, too.
Feb 17, 2020 5:24:39 GMT
Dream: Looks like MAL's currently down due to the site getting hit by a major denial-of-service attack, just as a heads up.
Feb 18, 2020 17:55:23 GMT
Taka: I added 2 polls tonight. Also, I wonder why MAL was down. Crunchyroll also had it, too.
Feb 20, 2020 4:05:24 GMT
Dream: Not sure about Crunchyroll. For MAL, the DoS attacks may have been retaliation by those who dabbled into manipulating the site's scoring system for certain anime titles. The admin on MAL announced they would be overhauling the system to prevent said...
Feb 20, 2020 13:42:15 GMT
Dream: ...manipulation last week.
Feb 20, 2020 13:42:45 GMT